The Most Forgettable Movies of All Time, Continued
- Street Fighter the Movie (live-action) -- Boy, I never knew that DNA in its liquid state was neon pink. Or that the way to revive a person who had been brainwashed into violence was to show him footage of a happy wedding. Or that being bright green made you a better fighter. It was kind of an educational movie, come to think of it.
- Silverhawks (the cartoon)
- Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead!
- The Story of the Brothers Grunt An old animated series that came on MTV in the days of Beavis and Butthead. See if this theme song rings any bells for you - if it does, you are one impressive person. (In a lounge singer voice) Out of their miiiinnndddd (of indeed they are!) tryin' to fiiiiinnnnnnd Perry - the story of the Brothers Grunt! Boom!
If you have actually seen any of these movies . . . forget them. Right now. You'll be happy that you did.
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